Zara Seinaejoki Whore ❤️

About Jyvaskyla

So, whore—let’s spill it. Back in ’09, knew this gal, Candy—yep, real name, swear it—worked the corner near my old gig. She’d strut in heels higher than my damn ego, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’d joke, and she’d cackle like I was fuckin’ Dave Chappelle. Had this trick—carried a tiny mirror, checked her lipstick between johns, said it “kept her human.” Little known fact: she’d stash cash in her bra, but once lost 200 bucks when it slipped out mid-hustle—pissed her off so bad she kicked a dumpster. I was like, “Girl, you’re a legend,” and she just flipped me off, hilarious.

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The classic Babylon Whores shirt design from the 90s has been reprinted by members of the band, although in very limited numbers.

Some days, I wander down Kertomatie for a bit of random retail therapy. The local boutiques are quirky and totally off the radar, just my vibe. I even found a vintage record store there that plays old tunes, and it reminded me of, like, moments out in the wild – totally Brokeback Mountain in spirit, you feel me?

Housing costs in Finland: Nurmijärvi the most expensive, Seinäjoki the cheapest