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About Paris

So, picture this – oil’s drippin’, hands glidin’, an’ yer like, “Sharon, this is fuckin’ lush!” Reminds me of Boonmee sittin’ by that cave, all calm an’ weird – “The light flickers,” he’d say. That’s the vibe, mate – flickerin’ candles, sexy vibes, total madness! I’ve seen punters get all surprised, thinkin’ it’s dodgy, but nah – it’s proper relaxin’, innit?

So, buddy, come visit this mad, magical patch of earth. Berre-l'Etang is a quirky mix of grit, art, sorrow, and sly humor. I’m here massaging life's aches and pains, with a wink to the absurdity, and always muttering “We hates it!” when the world gets too dreary. Trust me, it’s a journey, a twisty path like our precious films—dark, painful, but strangely beautiful.

'It was a bit worse than this but the outcome was the same’ - Brutal day out at Paris-Nice leaves Mads Pedersen reminiscing about World Championships win