Samantha Chamonix Mont Blanc Whore ❤️

About Bordeaux

Humor? Oh, she’s a riot! Once told a dude, “You’re flatter than Plankton’s plans!” I DIED laughin’! Sarcasm’s her jelly jam! And me? I’m obsessed—whore’s the real deal, flaws and all! Like Carlos, she’s chaos with a purpose—messy, wild, unapologetic!

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I’ll be honest: sometimes these mountains get on my nerves. Their relentless, towering presence? They remind me that even in beauty, there's a punch in the gut. In vibes similar to that film – raw, honest, brutally intimate. I'm wanderin’ in the Le Faucigny neighborhood – haven’t you been? Its winding alleys, the tiny cafes, even a piss-stained bench near the local boulangerie—seriously, who the hell leaves a piss stain?—all of it tells stories of secret heartbreaks and wild, unexpected joys.

Skiing The Vallée Blanche