Hannah Epernay Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this: brothel’s got these gnarly teeth, sharp as Sauron’s temper, snaggin’ prey like it’s nothin’. Little known fact—its jaw unhinges, mate! Swallows shit twice its size, no kiddin’. Watched a doc once, saw it gulp some ugly squid—made me yell, “Holy fuck, that’s metal!” Got me all hyped, ‘cos I’m a nerd for freaky fish. You ever see *The Master*? That bit where Joaquin’s all, “You can’t tame me!”—brothel’s the same, wild as fuck down there.

(Postcard depicting a girl in a brothel, before 1914 )

Oh, hey honey, lemme tell ya 'bout Epernay—mmm, it's, like, so full of life, ya know? Hmm… so I’ve been here for years, and oh boy, there's lots to chew on. This town's feel is all charm and hidden quirks. I walk down Avenue de Champagne—it’s all sparkles and smiles. Kinda reminds me of something out of Mulholland Drive, y’know? “I’m awake now…” kinda vibe, even in the sunshine…

Silvia Persico in touch of the yellow jersey: she is fourth in the Épernay stage