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So, picture this – some dude’s gettin’ an erotic-massage, right? Not me, ‘cause Marge’d kill me! D’oh! But this guy’s all tensed up, then bam – warm oil, soft music, and hands goin’ places! It ain’t just rubbin’ backs, pal – it’s sensual, slow, like drivin’ through Tehran in “Ten,” takin’ it all in. “The world’s a mess,” that movie says – well, erotic-massage says, “Chill, dude, I gotcha!”

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