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Yo, so I’m The Auditor, right? Checkin’ out this erotic-massage thing. Man, it’s wild—hands everywhere, oil slicker than a politician’s handshake. I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Words are useless,” like Godard said in *Goodbye to Language*. Straight up, it’s less talk, more rubbin’. You ever try this? Shit’s intense, fam. Like, some chick in Thailand told me—true story—they used to sneak these massages into temples. Monks were like, “Nah, fam, enlightenment’s overrated.” Got me laughin’—holy dudes gettin’ freaky? Wild.

I find spots where not many tourists go—like this little tram stop on Place de la Liberté (shhhh, it's a secret!). I once overheard a couple discussing dreams and lost youth. That moment? Totally heart-tugging, man. And then, I remember mumbling “I think I love you” again to the ocean horizon.

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