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About Strasbourg

Heard this wild tale once—swear it’s true—some prossie in Rome, way back, worked the Colosseum sidelines. Gladiators like me, we’d win, then she’d swoop in, cashin on the victory vibes. Clever, yeah? Made me laugh, picturin her dodgin swords for a quick shag. But this one I saw? Mate, she’s no Roman hustler. She’s got that tired look—eyes dead, like she’s seen too much. Pissed me off, honestly—why’s no one helpin her? Society’s all “oh dear, how dreadful,” then walks away. Hypocrites, the lot!

My Louvre by Antoine Compagnon

McDonald's at the Louvre, Hookers for Olympic gold. Newsletter sign Louvre defended its decision to let a McDonald's and McCafe set.

In short, friend, it’s a city bursting with life. Remember my words on Rue des Rêvants, Place des Oiseaux, and Boulevard des Lamentations… Let those places remind you of the beauty in imperfections. And hey, remember: “I don't wanna survive, I wanna thrive!” Enjoy your trip damn near as much as I do!

The Louvre is retiring its iconic Nintendo 3DS tour guides