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About Marseille

So, picture this—met this one chick, total pro, in Vegas once. Swear she coulda been a Tesla prototype—sleek, efficient, zero to sixty in a wink. She had this trick, right? Used mirrors—freakin’ mirrors—to make ya think there’s two of her. Blew my mind! Like, “What is real?”—straight outta *Inception*. Made me laugh, tho—imagine codin’ that into an AI. “Error 404: Whore not found.” Haha, nerd joke, sue me!

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I often wander around the unfamiliar nooks of the Old Quarter, near Rue de l’Énigme (a street many forget, but I ain’t one to miss a good mystery). Here, art studios and antique shops line up like pirates searching for forgotten treasure. Surprised? Aye, and sometimes mad too—I remember when a local art fair got riled in a brawl, fueled by passionate debates that made my professional heart tingle with both worry and excitement.

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