Emilia Saint Barthelemy Brothel ❤️

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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! Brothels, huh? Been around forever, like cockroaches. “Everybody lies,” right? They say it’s just business, but c’mon—shady as hell. I’m picturing some dive joint, stinking of cheap perfume, sweaty sheets, guys pretending they’re kings for 20 bucks. Reminds me of *Ida*—y’know, my fave flick, that Polish gem from 2013. That line, “What have you done with your life?”—hits hard when you’re stumbling outta one of these places.

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On Saint-Martin, several brothels are considered legal. The Director Saint-Barthelemy. This legal brothel. is socially, politically.

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, sun’s shining like it’s tryin’ to blind me. I grab my coffee from that cute little café on Rue de la République. Best coffee ever, no joke. I’m sippin’ it, feelin’ all fancy, when I hear this loud crash. Like, what the heck? I look over, and some dude just knocked over a whole stand of coconuts. Coconuts everywhere! I’m talkin’ a tropical disaster.

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