Violet Saint Barthelemy Sexual Massage ❤️

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Personal quirk—I’m imaginin’ the masseuse talkin’ all soft, “Relax, big guy.” Ugh, gag me. Hate that. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d prolly punch the wall, storm out. “You’ll live your past all over again”—movie again. Sexual-massage sounds like relivin’ a bad date, but stickier. Humor? Sure—imagine me, stone-faced, gettin’ offered “extras.” I’d say, “Keep your hands off, I’m a national treasure.”

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She mixes Ayurvedic, Swedish, Hawaiian, and Thai massage techniques, as well as plantar reflexology, using deep, medium, or light pressure, depending on your.

After that, I head to the office on Rue du Général de Gaulle. It’s a small place, but it’s got a view of the harbor. I love watchin’ the boats come in. But today? Ugh. My boss is in a mood. He’s all like, “We need to analyze the data from last week!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s Saint-Barthelemy! Can’t we just chill?” But nooo, he’s gotta be Mr. Serious.

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