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Met this lass once—profile said “fun times,” right? Turns out she’s chargin’ 50 quid fer “company”—what?! We was fumin’, precious! Sex-dating’s a bloody jungle—half the profiles fake, catfish everywhere. We hates it! “Where were you when I was new?”—like Malick’s film whispers, all deep and poetic. Me? I’m just dodgin’ dick pics and bots!

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OnDate, the online platform established for Torcy adult services, allows escorts to create their comprehensive profiles for the convenience of patrons. But.

Then, I see this dude, right? He’s got a pig on a leash. A freakin’ pig! I’m like, “Bro, I’m the swineherd here!” But he’s all smug, like he’s the king of Torcy or somethin’. I’m fuming. I mean, who walks a pig in the park? I’m about to say something, but then I remember my mom’s advice: “Don’t start fights you can’t finish.” So, I just roll my eyes and keep walking.

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