Madison Tournon Sur Rhone Whore ❤️❤️

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Me, I’d be a terrible whore, tho - too awkward, prob’ly trip over my own pants. “That’s what she said!” Haha, kills me every time. But real talk, they’re tough, man, tougher than me with my spreadsheets. Oh, and fun fact - some old whores used to dye their hair with squid ink! Stinky but badass, like Haku flyin’ through the sky.

Explore Tournon-sur-Rhone

Un château dominant fièrement le Rhône, les pavés des rues piétonnes, ses splendides vignobles en terrasse, l’ ambiance méridionale des quais Farconnet La ville de Tournon sur Rhône va .

Then, I meet this guy named Pierre. He’s a local, and we start chatting. He’s telling me about the wine in Tournon. I’m like, “Dude, I’m a harvester, not a sommelier!” But he insists I try some. So, we hit up this little wine bar on Rue de l’Horloge. I’m sippin’ this red, and it’s like a party in my mouth. I’m feelin’ fancy, like I should be wearing a tux or somethin’.

Pretty as a picture