Evelyn Verduron Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Nice

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

Château du Verduron

Réseau coopératif d’hôtes qui proposent l’hospitalité chez l’habitant et font connaître leurs patrimoines, des itinéraires patrimoniaux et des productions locales. Duo de balades: autour .

Then, I decided to hit up the market on Place de la Mairie. Man, that place is a riot! Fresh fruits, veggies, and all the locals chattin’ away. I swear, if you wanna know the gossip, just hang around there. I overheard some lady talkin’ about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, who apparently has a better social life than me. Like, what?

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