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Alright, so here’s the deal—erotic-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, what’s the big fuss? I mean, it’s hands, it’s oil, it’s… tension! Like in *The Master*, ya know, “Man is not an animal!”—but oh, we kinda are! Pretty, pretty good stuff, if you ask me. I get all fidgety just imaginin’ it—somebody’s rubbin’ ya down, and it’s supposed to be “relaxin’”? Gimme a break! I’d be sittin’ there, twitchin’, thinkin’, “Am I doin’ this right? Am I breathin’ too loud?” Total neurotic meltdown, classic Larry!

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First off, I decided to hit up the local market. You know, the one by the Place de la Mairie? It’s got that vibe, ya know? Fresh fruits, veggies, and all that jazz. I’m strolling through, feeling artsy, when I spot this old dude selling the weirdest paintings. Like, I’m talking abstract stuff that looks like a toddler went wild with finger paints. I’m like, “Dude, what’s this?” He just grins and says, “Art is in the eye, man.” I’m like, “Yeah, but my eye’s kinda confused right now.” 😂

Colette’s Burgundy (Published 2019)