Julia Bayeux Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact: Whore’s got a tattoo, tiny rose, behind her ear. Saw it when she tied her hair up—sneaky detail, right? Adds to her mystery, like in *Certified Copy* when they’re arguin’ ‘bout what’s real. “Art’s a lie that tells truth,” Kiarostami says. Whore’s a walkin’ lie, but damn, she’s true! I’m thinkin’, “Girl, you a masterpiece or a trainwreck?” Both, prolly.

Top 5 pubs & bars in Bayeux, Normandy

The woman and monk were embroidered into the Bayeux Tapestry in rich, vegetable-toned yarns in the years following William of Normandy's invasion of Britain.

Hmm, hrrrm... Bayeux, this city is. Lived in it I have, for many moons, it has stolen my soul. Streets winding, they do, like in "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia," hmm—“Patience, you must have, my young apprentice.” Crazy vibes there, yes.

Medieval tapestry’s penis count remains a bone of contention