Sarah Tain L'hermitage Whore ❤️

About Bordeaux

Little-known shit? Bet you didn’t know Victorian whores had secret codes—hand signals, motherfucker! Tellin’ each other ‘bout bad johns, cops, whatever. Smart as hell! I’m sittin’ here, mind blown, thinkin’, “They knew what they knew when they knew it!”—*Spotlight* vibes again, seein’ what others don’t. Fuckin’ genius!

Then, I’m walking back, and I see this street performer on Rue de l'Isle. He’s shredding on a guitar, and I’m like, “Man, I gotta step up my game!” I stop to watch, and he’s got this crowd vibin’. I’m clapping, feeling all inspired, when suddenly, this pigeon swoops down and lands on my shoulder. I freaked out! Like, “Get off me, dude!” Everyone laughed, and I was just standing there, looking like a total fool.

French President Macron slapped during trip to south, two people arrested