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About Bordeaux

I get happy seein’ folks connect, tho—little sparks flyin’, real cute. But the fakes? Oof, grind my gears! One time, this buddy of mine got stood up—waited an hour, poor sap. I told him, “They kept it from us, but we found it!”—straight outta *Spotlight*. Truth is, sex-datin’ can be a gamble. You might score, might flop—keeps ya guessin’!

After the show, I’m feeling like a rockstar. I walk down Rue de la République again, and this time, I’m on cloud nine. I stop by that café again, and the barista gives me a free pastry. “For the rockstar,” he says. I’m like, “You’re the real MVP!”

Exploring the Northern Rhône with Matt Walls