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About Patras

Aight, listen up, you little turds! I’m Eric Cartman, The Watchman, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I’m pissed, okay? Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own South Park or somethin’. Makes me wanna hurl my cheesy poofs! I saw this one chick, right, total whore, wearin’ like, nothin’ but a thong—reminds me of “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives,” that trippy-ass movie I freakin’ love. You know, where the dude’s sittin’ there, all chill, and then BAM—ghosts and weird shit pop up? That’s her, a walkin’ ghost-whore, hauntin’ the streets!

Authorship

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After that, I’m feeling a bit peckish, so I hit up a local taverna on Kallidopoulou Street. I order some moussaka, and let me tell you, it was heavenly. I’m shoveling it in, and this waiter comes over, all smiles. He’s like, “You like?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in love!” He laughs, and I swear, it felt like we were best buds.

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