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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, actin’ like an actuary in Russia, crunchin’ numbers, da? But let’s talk ‘bout somethin’ juicier - whores! Yep, ya heard me, whores! Got me thinkin’ ‘bout this gal I saw once, workin’ the streets near Red Square, freezin’ her tush off! Made me mad, y’know? Why’s she out there, riskin’ it all?

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Lamia Lyrics: Insincerity / Is what you are / Embodiment of lies / A serpent whore / No more lies my dear, nothing left to fear / Gorgon you are not, your power will rot / Fork tongued lies.

So, I’m standing there, all grumpy, when I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, some street performer was doing this insane fire-breathing act right in front of the old castle. I mean, who doesn’t love a little danger with their morning coffee, right? I was half-excited, half-terrified. Like, what if he accidentally set his hair on fire? Or worse, my eyebrows?

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