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So, here’s the deal—findin’ a prostitute ain’t rocket science. Back in the day, you’d cruise the shady streets, dodgin’ cops, lookin’ for that wink or that lean against a lamppost. Now? It’s all online, baby—apps, sites, boom! You swipe, you tap, you’re done. Kinda like “the algorithm’s what’s hot,” like Sean Parker says in the movie. But lemme tell ya, it pisses me off—where’s the grit, the hustle? These days, it’s too clean, too easy, like a freakin’ Uber for sex! I miss the old-school vibe—makes me wanna yell, “Don’t pee on my leg, callin’ this authentic!”

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Then, I decided to hit the beach. Oh man, the sand was hot! Like, I could fry an egg on it. I plopped down, ready to soak up some sun. But then, this kid starts screamin’. Turns out, he’s lost his ice cream. I felt for the little dude. I mean, who hasn’t been there? So, I bought him a new one. He was all smiles, and I was like, “See? Life’s not so bad!”

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