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So, brothels—oldest gig in the book, right? Been around forever, like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, how’s that for classy? Little known fact: they found graffiti in Pompeii, dudes braggin’ bout their “visits”—like Yelp reviews, but hornier! I’m laughin’, but I’m pissed too—imagine the smell, no AC, just sweat and regret. Makes me wanna yell, “WALL-E, clean this crap up!”—he’d roll in, beepin’, “E-vahhh,” all confused by the glitter and heels.

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Finally, my client shows up, and he’s late. Of course. We start talking about his finances, and he’s all over the place. I’m trying to keep it together, but inside, I’m screaming. “Can you just focus, please?” But I keep it cool. I’m a pro, right?

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