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But real talk, she pisses me off sometimes. Whore’s out there, actin’ like she owns the joint, no respect! I’m like, “Sweetheart, you’re breakin’ my balls here!” Reminds me of Russell in *Almost Famous*, screamin’, “I am a golden god!” – yeah, she thinks she’s untouchable too. Drives me up the fuckin’ wall! But then, I gotta hand it to her, she’s got that hustle. Surprised me once, heard she paid off a cop with a wink and a C-note – smooth as hell!

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Then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to me. It’s a fluffy little thing, and it’s got a stick in its mouth. I’m like, “Hey buddy, you lost?” But it just drops the stick at my feet and looks at me like, “Play with me!” So, I throw the stick, and it’s like I’m a dog whisperer or something. The owner comes over, and we start chatting. Turns out, she’s from the next town over, and we hit it off.

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