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Funny thing, sexual-massage ain’t just sex, nah. It’s tease, it’s power, it’s fuckin’ art! Some places, they train for years – Thailand, I hear, they twist ya like a pretzel and ya thank ‘em! Here in Jersey? Hit or miss, pal. One time, chick’s phone goes off mid-rub, she’s yellin’ at her boyfriend – killed the vibe! I’m like, “What am I, chopped liver?” Almost whacked her myself, but I’m a gentleman, sorta.

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But then, just as I’m feelin’ like a champ, I drop one. It rolls right into the street. A car swerves to miss it, and I’m like, “Oh no!” But the driver just laughs. “Nice catch!” he yells. I’m mortified, but hey, at least I made someone’s day.

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