Penelope Budapest Xvi. Keruelet Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Debrecen

Lemme tell ya, I got mad once hearin’ bout this joint in Nevada—legal brothel, right? Some suit tried shuttin’ it down, actin’ all holy. Pissed me off! Dudes been payin’ for it since forever—fact is, oldest job ever, older than donuts even! Then I laughed, ‘cause this one gal there, she called herself “Queen Marge”—ha! My Marge’d kill me for peekin’.

Feeling a bit annoyed, I decide to head to the local art gallery on Kossuth Lajos utca. I’m a critic, after all. I walk in, and there’s this exhibit on contemporary Hungarian artists. Some pieces are dope, others look like my toddler could’ve done better. I’m standing there, trying to look all sophisticated, when I overhear this guy saying, “Art is subjective.” I’m like, “Dude, it’s also sometimes just bad.”