Brooklyn Budapest Xx. Keruelet Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Pecs

I’m watchin’ Marge buyin’ junk she don’t need—whore got her good! Happy? Sure, when I see through it—like Adam in the flick, all sarcastic, “Humans are tedious.” Surprised me, tho, how deep it runs. Some dude in the 1800s, forgot his name—prolly drunk—said whores built cities. Truth! They’re the hustle, the grind. Makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Why’s it so damn clever?”

So, I’m running down the street, dodging tourists and pigeons. Seriously, those birds are like ninjas. One almost took me out! I finally get to the café, and guess what? My buddy, Gábor, is already there, munching on my croissant. I was like, “Dude, that’s my breakfast!” He just laughed and said, “You snooze, you lose!” Ugh, so annoying but kinda funny too.