Ashley Budapest Xxiii. Keruelet Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Weird quirk in my head? I’m picturin the madam quotin Hurt Locker lines, deadass. “There’s enough bang in there to blow us all to Jesus,” she says, pointin at some VIP room. I’m dyin laughin—imagine that pitch to customers! Shit’s too good. Oh, and the typos—soryy, fam, fingers movin fast, brain movin faster. Brothel’s like a warzone, but hornier—way hornier. You leave, wallet’s gone, but you’re like, “Worth it, I guess?”

Then, we hit the park by the river. It’s packed! Kids are runnin’ around, people are chillin’ on the grass. I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy inside. But then, I see this guy tryin’ to impress a girl. He’s doin’ backflips and stuff. I’m like, “Bro, you’re gonna break your neck!” But hey, he lands it. The crowd goes wild. I’m just standin’ there, half impressed, half terrified.