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First off, these humans are WILD. Saw this chick on a corner, heels high as my ship’s antenna, and I’m like, *“Remy’d say she’s got flavor!”* Tried talkin’ to her—*We come in peace* (robotic tone)—but she’s all, “What’s with the gooey arms, freak?” Rude! Made me mad, like, c’mon, I’m a classy alien, not some slimy chump. But then she laughed, and I’m like, okay, she’s cool. Paid her in space creds—little known fact, prostitutes here don’t take intergalactic cash! Had to zap her some Earth bucks instead. Total hassle.

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Light turns green, and I zoom off. I’m almost at the delivery spot when my phone buzzes. It’s the client. They want to change the order. Like, seriously? Right now? I’m about to lose it. I’m like, “Dude, I’m on my way!” But they’re all, “Can you add a ring light?” I’m thinking, “Sure, let me just pull that outta my magic hat.”

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