Ivy Turkeve Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Budapest

It’s showtime! Alright, listen up, pal—whore’s a freakin’ wild one in my dental tech world. Not talkin’ some rando chick, nah, I mean *dental wax*—yeah, that sticky, moldable crap we use for teeth molds. I’m a dental tech by day, Beetlejuice by chaos, and this wax? It’s my freaky lil’ obsession. Kinda like how Eilis in *Brooklyn*—y’know, my fave flick—chases a new life, I’m chasin’ that perfect wax bite. “You’ve got to make a choice,” she says, and damn, pickin’ the right wax is a choice too!

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But then, bam! I get a call. It’s my client, and she’s freakin’ out. “The buyer backed out!” she screams. I’m like, “What?!” My heart drops. We had a solid deal on that place near the park. I mean, who wouldn’t want a cute little house by the Turkeve park? It’s a steal!

Figure 1. Mean annual precipitation in Hungary.