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Little-known fact—oldest gig ever, legit. Babylonians had temple hookers—sacred banging, yo! Wild, right? Got me hyped—history’s freaky like that. But modern brothels? Man, they’re a trip. Nevada’s got ‘em legal—Bunny Ranch, shit’s famous. Dudes pay top dollar, thinkin they’re in a movie. Pissed me off once—some sleazy pimp braggin online. “I need to know who he is!” I yelled, Zodiac-style. Clowns like that ruin the game.

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After that, I’m walking down to the market on Rákóczi utca. It’s packed! I love the energy, but man, it’s like a maze. I’m trying to find some fresh veggies, but all I can smell is this amazing langos. I mean, who can resist that? So, I grab one. It’s greasy and delicious. Worth every calorie, I swear.

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