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Little fact for ya—did ya know back in the day, Victorian prossies used to advertise with secret hand signals? True story, bruv! So I’m watchin’ her hands, tryna decode, feelin’ like Jake Gyllenhaal in the basement scene. “This is the key!” I’m yellin’ in me head, proper hyped. She’s laughin’, like, “You’re mad, you are,” and I’m just vibin’, buzzin’ off the chaos.

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But then, I get a text from another client. They’re having a panic attack. I’m like, “Seriously? Can’t a counselor catch a break?” I rush back to the office, and I’m just praying I can help them.

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