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About Jakarta

So, picture this – I’m cruisin’ Springfield, lookin’ for some action, right? Not me personally, duh, I’m ten, but like, hypothetically, ya dig? You gotta know the spots – back alleys, dim lights, places even Homer’d be too dumb to stumble into. I heard this wild story once – some dude in the ‘90s found a chick by the old tire fire, swear to God, she charged him in donuts! True Springfield style, man, freakin’ nuts!

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First off, it’s raining cats and dogs. Like, seriously, I thought I’d need a boat to get to work. But hey, Maros is used to this kinda weather. The streets were slick, and I almost wiped out on the way in. I mean, who needs a gym when you can just try not to fall on your face, am I right?

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