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Lissen, I love me some “The Great Beauty”—that movie got style, sass, and soul. Toni Servillo struttin’ ‘round Rome, sayin’, “I’m a king, not a man!” That’s how I feel watchin’ these massage folks—actin’ all high and mighty while they slippin’ hands where the sun don’t shine! Halleluyer! I cain’t decide if I’m mad or tickled pink. Prolly both! ‘Cause lemme tell ya, erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs—it’s a whole daggum performance! Like Jep Gambardella said, “The most important thing I discovered… is the smell of houses.” Well, these massage joints smell like lavender and sin, and I ain’t mad at it!

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First off, I grab my gear—my trusty sharpener, some oil, and a couple of rags. Gotta keep my tools sharp, ya know? I hit the streets, and lemme tell ya, Jalan Raya Pundong was a freakin’ zoo. Cars honkin’, people shoutin’, and I’m just tryin’ to navigate through the chaos. I swear, if I had a dollar for every time someone bumped into me, I’d be rich.

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