Avery Watampone Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Surabaya

She’s all, “Oi, Ozzy, fancy a shag?” and I’m like, “Fuck me, love, I’m married!” Sharon’d have me bollocks if I tried. But this whore, she don’t care – she’s got that hustle, that grind. Made me think o’ that line, “We’re all just livin’ small lives,” but hers? Fuckin’ tiny, mate, stuck in the muck. Little known fact – back in the day, whores in London’d use gin as perfume. Stank like a distillery, they did! This one? She’s got that vibe, but it’s vodka, not gin – fuckin’ rank.

Whores in Watampone

Admittedly, I'm. is where I hang my hat and whore is remarkable! You make me feel desired and wanted. I crave Striptease and Dirtytalk like.

So, I’m wandering around, and I stumble upon this little café on Jalan Ahmad Yani. The smell of coffee hits me like a brick. I’m like, “Yes, please!” I order a cup, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m feelin’ good, ya know? But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my editor. “Need that review ASAP!” Ugh, can’t a critic enjoy a coffee in peace?

Andi Ewa & @anditenriaddeng ____ #lotonawedding