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About Bekasi

Oh, fun fact—old-timey prostitutes used coded handkerchiefs. Red meant “I’m down,” yellow was “busy.” She ain’t got no hanky, just attitude. I dig it. Night ends, I’m broke but laughin’. “War’s over, go home,” I mutter—*Hurt Locker* shit. Best 50 bucks ever, fam. Absurd? Hell yeah. Worth it? Bet.

2. Sonagachi, Kolkata

Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. I mean, like, monsoon-level rain. I was soaked in seconds. I ducked into a little shop on Jalan Merdeka, hoping to wait it out. This place had the best coffee ever. I ordered a cup, and while I was waiting, I overheard this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I couldn’t help but eavesdrop. They were fighting about... wait for it... who left the cap off the toothpaste. I mean, really? That’s what you’re fighting about? I almost laughed out loud.