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About Bekasi

Oi mate, me, a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ from the sky, whoosh, savin’ forests, all that jazz. But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute, right? Stumbled on this dodgy site once, “find a prossie,” it said, proper sketchy vibes. Me, Mr. Bean, all clumsy-like, clickin’ links, oops, nearly fell off me chair! *mimes wobblin’, arms flailin’* Thought, “Blimey, this ain’t like Carol, is it?” That film, oh, gets me all mushy—Cate Blanchett whisperin’, “I don’t know what I want,” all posh and sad. Meanwhile, I’m here, scrollin’, thinkin’, “What *do* I want, eh?”

A Walk in the Red Light District: Women In An Unconventional Trade

Then, I head over to the market on Jalan Pahlawan. It’s a total madhouse! People everywhere, haggling like it’s an Olympic sport. I’m tryin’ to guide this group of tourists, and they’re all like, “What’s that? What’s this?” I’m like, “Dude, chill! Just soak it all in!” But they’re not havin’ it.

Skip Bali, stunning remote spot is next door