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She told me this story—get this—some dude paid her in *caviar* once! Like, what the fuck, right? Little known fact: back in Soviet days, girls like her traded sex for food stamps—history’s fucked up, man. I’m laughin’ tho, imagine her face— “Fifteen years I’ve waited!”—she yelled, chompin’ that fishy shit. Happiest she’d been all week, she said. Surprised me, honestly—thought she’d be all jaded, but nah, spark was there.

An Muileann gCearr, County Westmeath, The Province of Leinster, Ireland

🇮🇪 Mullingar (An Muileann gCearr, meaning 'the short mill') is the county town of County Westmeath in Ireland. It is the 3rd most populous town in the Midlands region.

So, I’m cleaning that mess up, and I hear this commotion down by the river. Turns out, there’s a street performer doing some wild juggling act. I mean, this guy’s tossing flaming torches! I’m standing there, half in awe, half thinking, “Dude, you’re gonna set the whole place on fire!” But the crowd’s loving it. I’m laughing, clapping, and then—boom! One of the torches goes flying into the crowd. People scatter like ants! Hilarious, but also kinda scary.

Inside this week’s Westmeath Examiner