Katherine Athy Whore ❤️

About Dublin

Now, picture this – me, The Rock, strollin’ through the forest, flexin’, and I spot a whore sittin’ pretty by a creek. She’s got that vibe, like Zero’s lady in the movie, all mysterious and smokin’ hot. I’m thinkin’, “Damn, she’s runnin’ this joint!” Maybe she’s got a stash like that gold gal, or maybe she’s just chillin’, laughin’ at the world. I’d tip my hat – if I wore one – and say, “You’re a lobby boy in a queen’s game, darlin’!” Straight outta *Grand Budapest*, baby!

Chapter Sixteen: Family History

I want an Athanasia who just, does not care about goddamned propriety when someone undermines her authority. Like someone saying, outright(to her face!!!), "You're a bastard and .

After that, I stroll down to the River Barrow. The view is stunning, like postcard material. I’m snapping pics for my Insta, trying to get that perfect shot. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I mean, come on, Athy! You gotta protect your food!

Death Notice of Tom Fennelly (Athy, Kildare)