Everly Cabinteely Whore ❤️❤️

About Swords

Oi mate, blimey, what a task! Right, lemme ramble bout whores – classic Boris style, eh? Whore, y’know, proper fascinatin’ creature. Been around since Roman times, *prostitutum vulgaris*, sellin’ wares in alleys. Watched *Caché* last night – Haneke’s a genius, innit? That film’s all sneaky voyeurism, tapes droppin’ outta nowhere. “Who’s watchin’ us?” – reckon whores’d ask that too!

Description

Cabinteely Prostitute Ireland, Cunnilingus, Striptease, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Striptease.

First off, I hit up the local café on the corner of the main street. You know, that little spot on the junction of the Old Bray Road and the Cabinteely Park? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual—coffee, black, no sugar. But guess what? They messed it up! Like, how hard is it to get a simple order right? I mean, c’mon! I was ready to throw a fit, but then I saw the barista’s face. Poor kid looked like he’d just seen a ghost. So, I just rolled my eyes and took the latte instead. Whatever, right?

Death Notice of Peter (Ginger) LYNCH (Cabinteely, Dublin)