Fatima Donnybrook Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

ESCORTS IN DONNYBROOK

So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this dude on the corner of Donnybrook Rd. selling coffee. I’m like, “Sweet, I need my caffeine fix.” I grab a cup, and it’s the worst coffee I’ve ever had. Like, how do you mess up coffee? I’m standing there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve made better coffee at home. But whatever, I chug it down anyway. Gotta keep moving, right?

5 Pembroke Cottages, Donnybrook, Dublin 4