Elizabeth Jobstown Whore ❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

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By now, I’m starving. I hit up that taco truck on 5th St. Best tacos in town, no cap. I order a bunch, and the guy behind the counter is like, “You sure you can handle this?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m from Jobstown. Bring it on!” He laughs and hands me a plate that could feed a small army.

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