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Erotic-massage ain’t just no regular back rub, naw, it’s got that spicy twist! Hands slidin’ everywhere, oils smellin’ like some exotic fruit you can’t pronounce – Git-R-Done! I heard tell of this one joint in Japan back in the day, them old-school Geishas sneakin’ in some slick moves under them kimonos, makin’ fellas blush somethin’ fierce. Little known fact: it weren’t even legal half the time, but them sneaky gals kept it hush-hush, like a dang ninja rubdown!

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I walk in, and it’s packed. Everyone’s laughing, having a good time. I grab a seat at the bar, and the bartender, this dude named Mike, is super chill. I order a pint of Guinness, and it’s like heaven in a glass. I’m just sitting there, soaking it all in, when this random guy starts chatting me up. He’s telling me about the history of Kildare, how it’s got roots going back to the 5th century. I’m like, “Wow, that’s cool!” But also, “Dude, I just wanna drink my beer.”

Naas man flies the flag proudly for Kildare at the Mr Personality Festival