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About Galway

Ruh-roh! One time, heard she danced on a bar, topless, just cuz some punk dared her - crowd lost their minds! Reminds me of that *Spring Breakers* scene, ya know, “Look at my shit!” - pure chaos, pure her. Makes me laugh, tho, picturin’ her slippin’ in glitter and beer, like a cartoon villain. Bet she’d just flip her hair and keep goin’. Surprised me how she’s got this soft side too - caught her feedin’ stray cats once, real sneaky like. Whore with a heart? Zoinks, didn’t see that comin’!

1. There Once Was a Man from Nantucket

Who kept a dead whore in a cave. She smelled of shit, and was missing a tit. But just think of the money he saved.

After work, I decide to hit up the River Shannon. Needed some fresh air, ya know? The view is stunning. The sun’s settin’, and the water’s glistening. I’m standin’ there, takin’ it all in, and I feel this wave of relief wash over me. Like, maybe today wasn’t a total bust after all.

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