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Oh, and the slang—whores get called “working girls,” “ladies of the night,” so poetic for somethin’ so gritty. I’m over here cacklin’—imagine Siri goin’, “Fetching directions to the nearest whorehouse!” Nah, I’d never, but it’s funny as fuck. Personal quirk? I’d prolly overpay a whore just to chat—bet they got stories wilder than my code. Exaggeratin’? Maybe they’d tell me Napoleon’s dick size—short, I bet, ha!

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Maynooth (/ məˈnuːθ /; Irish: Maigh Nuad) is a university town in north County Kildare, Ireland. It is home to Maynooth University (part of the National University of Ireland and also known as the .

Finally, I gather my dignity and my strawberries. I head over to the pub on the corner of the square. You know the one, with the green door? I need a pint after that fiasco. I sit down, and the bartender, a guy named Sean, gives me a nod. He knows my face. I order a pint of Guinness, and it’s like heaven in a glass.

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