Jade Monaghan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dublin

Typos? Ha, wathc this—whore’s a fuckin genuis, mispelled life and all. Exaggerate, I will—whore’s a galaxy, not a speck! Drama’s my spice—once, I swear, saw a chick like that flip a dude’s wallet, his soul too, in ten mins flat. Laughed, I did—pathetic, he was, droolin’. “Spring break forever, bitches,” she’d toast, probly.

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My mother was a cold-hearted whore who never loved anyone.

Then, outta nowhere, my old boss, Mr. O’Reilly, pops in. He’s a character, always crackin’ jokes. He sees me panicking and says, “You look like you’ve seen a ghost!” I’m like, “More like a coffee monster!” We both crack up, and it lightens the mood.

Monaghan earn promotion despite loss to relegated Down