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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage—wild stuff, yeah? I’m sittin here, thinkin, as a gladiator in this messed-up bestiary of life, it’s like fightin in the pits, but with oil and awkward grunts. Picture this: some dude’s hands all over ya, promisin “relaxation,” but half the time it’s a lie—everybody lies, right? Like that bit in *The Dark Knight* where Joker’s all, “Why so serious?”—I’m askin the same damn thing when the masseuse starts gettin frisky. Supposed to be “therapeutic,” but nah, it’s a freakin power play—hands slippin where they shouldn’t, and I’m like, “Whoa, pal, I ain’t Bruce Wayne with a secret kink!”

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Some kid—probably no older than 10—decides to “help” me. He’s got a spade that’s bigger than him, swinging it around like he’s some kinda gardening ninja. I’m like, “Dude, chill! You’re gonna take out an eye!” But he just laughs and keeps going. I can’t help but smile. Kids, man. They’re wild.

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