Penelope Oldbawn Whore ❤️

About Cork

Me, I’m obsessed with this shit—maybe too much. I’m pacin’, yellin’, “Motherfucker, why’s this so fascinatin’?” Prolly ‘cause it’s raw, unfiltered, like me. Whore ain’t just a word, it’s a goddamn rebellion! You wanna laugh? Picture me, Samuel L. Jackson, playin’ a whore in some movie—screamin’, “I’m the baddest trick, motherfucker!” Hilarious, right? But real talk, it’s deep shit—makes ya think.

Old Whores

So, I stormed outta there, ready to take on the day. I walked down to Market Square, and wow, it was packed. Like, shoulder-to-shoulder packed. I swear, I almost lost my shoe in the crowd. People everywhere, shouting, laughing, and some dude was playing the accordion. I mean, who even plays the accordion anymore? But hey, it was kinda catchy.

Death Notice of Patrick (Pat) Casey (Old Bawn, Dublin)