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So, how’s it work? You pick a spot—online or streets. Online’s safer, less filth. Check reviews, like you’re buyin’ a car. Prices? Anywhere from fifty quid to thousands. Depends on time, place, what you’re after. Me? I keep it classy—dinner first, bit of charm. “Shaken, not stirred,” I say, and they laugh. Gotta make ‘em feel human, not a transaction. Else it’s just empty, like Brandon’s flat—cold, sterile.

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So, I grab my coffee and head down to the beach. Portmarnock Beach is stunning, man. The waves are crashing, and I’m feeling all poetic. I sit on the sand, sipping my coffee, and suddenly, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my cup! I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m not sharing!” I wave my arms like a madman, and the bird just stares at me, like, “You think you can scare me?”

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