Mia Sandymount Whore ❤️

About Cork

Lemme tell ya, I was shocked – SHOCKED – diggin’ into this. Didja know, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde? True story! Stand out from the “good girls,” I guess. Made me laugh, picturin’ some Roman chick with a bad bleach job, like, “D’oh! Burned my scalp for this gig!” Hilarious, right? But then I got mad – society’s always judgin’, man. Whores get the stink-eye, but they’re just hustlin’, survivin’. Like Celine says, “It’s all so fleeting,” – one sec you’re hot stuff, next sec, bam, nobody cares.

Shore Club, Beach Road, Sandymount, Dublin 4

Erotic Massage by female and male therapists in Sandymount, Dublin. Grand Canal Dock, Pearse Street. 4 min walk. Bus - C1 C1. Sandymount. Bus - C2 C2.

So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee from that little spot on Sandymount Strand. You know the one? The one with the best scones. I’m talking about the kind that makes you forget your diet. Anyway, I’m chugging my coffee, and I see this seagull. This dude swoops down, snatches my scone, and just flies off. Like, really? I’m just tryna enjoy my morning!

Death Notice of Marjorie Kavanagh (Sandymount, Dublin)