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About Dundalk

Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

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British guy: Hey, you fancy a trim of liquor? Some other guy: Heh, yeah. I'll take some alcohol.

After my caffeine fix, I stroll down to the Trim Castle. It’s massive, right? I mean, it’s been there since the 12th century. I’m standing there, and I can’t help but think, “This place has seen some stuff.” Kings, battles, probably even a few awkward dates.

Trim road cycle scheme plan goes on public display