Allison Malahide Whore ❤️

About Navan

Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all bout this heffa—whore! I’m sittin here, sippin my sweet tea, thinkin bout that movie *Under the Skin*, you know, my fave, with that creepy Scarlett Johansson eatin folks. Whore ain’t no alien, but she might as well be, suckin souls dry like she on a mission! “I’m watchin you,” I holla, like I’m spyin her sneaky self struttin down the street in them tight skirts, click-clackin heels louder than a church tambourine on Sunday!

Malahide, village sur la côte de Dublin

Malahide L hey guz, i'm a whore, i get payed to be cute rn ‍♀️ #prostitution #sexindustry #wewife. Uh, hi, dude, I'm, like, a gentle soul.

But then, my phone buzzed. It was my boss. “We need those records by EOD!” I was like, “Seriously? I’m in the middle of a historical treasure hunt!” But you know how it is. Work calls.

Malahide Musical & Dramatic Society present Broadway and Beyond